I'll flood your dash at 3am.

Doctor Who, Suits, Hunger Games, Marvel, DC, Sanctuary, Harry Potter, Lost Girl, Leverage, lols and DFTBA.

I ship it all and will marry anyone. Because needs must, y'all, needs must.

Also, house hippos.

to be unmade

starscreamsswayinghips:

because-chris-evans:

durnesque-esque:

littlelottie:

I did a thing…

you did a beautiful thing

you did a perfect thing

IT FITS PERFECTLY.

proudof-living:

going through life like green day went through eye of the tiger

romansva:

" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle

novakian:

#steve’s face tho like ‘no this plan was fool proof why would two people buy gum how could this happen no’

(Source: tomhazeldine)

Anonymous asked: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

peppermonster:

but his motherboard WAS soaked and Tony went to the bottom of the ocean to recover him and fix him. T_T

(Source: raiseusfromperdition)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: isuckattinder)

moonflowerlights:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY THAT MAKES NO SOUND 
REMEMBER, WHEN DISNEY CHARACTERS BURST OUT INTO SONG THEY DONT HEAR THE MUSIC, JUST THEM AND WHATS HAPPENING AROUND THEM 
AND THIS REALLY PUTS INTO PERSPECTIVE JUST HOW 
fucking weird these assholes are i mean like seriously what the fuck 

So that’s what I sounded like to my neighbors last year when I started singing this while shoveling snow

(Source: gaycorporal)

Artist: Redbone
Album: Guardians of the Galaxy
Title: Come And Get Your Love
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